I always thought of that car as slow, sloppy and heavy. Granted the one I drove/borrowed several times in college had over 500,000 miles on it and 99.9% of it’s original parts. My roommate’s Celica GT-S on the other hand was infinitely more fun.

I was a big fan of the 1984-86 4-eyed T-Burd Turbo Coupes.

That was in the original post so I left it out, but that’s not right! So here it is.

My grandpa had one, so must I.

Are you the Charlton Heston of the National Mustang Association?

As I told my friend Andreas, if there’s anything I learned from this, it’s that I need a Starion.

This is wonderful and I know have the unexplainable desire to go find a Mitsu Starion .

The hoonicorn v2 has a creepy clown vibe going on.

I can relate; my dad is British, my mum is Swedish, and my joints have the reliability of a folding table at a Bills tailgate. I also have generated intrigue by no more than 6 people, and coincidentally my back is raked 15° or so.

Agreed! Welcome back, Mr. Robber. You hope had a good vacation, now never do that again.

Finally. That was one of the worst weeks of 2016.

“I can only pick one?”

That takes guts to admit....my condolences.

I bought one of these. Brand new. Even with an employee discount it was a huge mistake.

And with Amazon Vehicles, after each Cars and Coffee, you just need to press a button to restock!

*Phone Rings*
Auto Enthusiast: “Hey, honey, what’s up?”
Auto Enthusiast’s Wife: “Have you been drinking and shopping on Amazon again?!”
AE: “Not that I can recall. Why do you ask?”
AEW: “Well, I came home from work to find a Corvette ZR1, Challenger Hellcat, Mustang GT350, one of those stupid sleeveless shirts with…

Too bad Pontiac is no longer. I’d love to have a Pontiac GTFO.

Bimmerang

2 am in Florida, Feds including ICE agents quietly line up outside a quiet, unassuming white import shop. They place chains on the large overhead door which are firmly attached to the back of an acquired MRAP. With a solid tug and wail from the diesel powered behemoth, it rips the entire door and parts of the wall…