It’s Depp so he’ll definitely overdo it.

Um, Johnny Depp plays Grindewald not Dumbledore. Jude Law is young Dumbledore.

They didn’t put a wig on her because it would have revealed the mystery of the Melania body double.

I would like to create a child.

Honestly, if I had to move across an ocean, I would probably try to give my dog to someone else. It would be incredibly heartbreaking, but some dogs just really can’t travel like that. I don’t know that I could put mine through it. He’d be less distressed going to a different home.

But George Jetson is literally the symbol for mediocrity in the future. He is worthless, lazy, and useless, and yet has a cushy life, with a job he can’t get fired from despite constant napping, a house free of real estate price ballooning, a flying car, kids that raise themselves, a robot maid, and a beautiful wife…

That’s what’s so weird about the DC movies. These are huge franchise tent poles that can define a studio for years, and they’re ridiculously slipshod. How are you throwing together a $400 million Justice League movie like it’s a pick-up football game?

The reckoning is coming for all the studios doing that “measure once, cutting, and then try to glue the board back together again”. Disney has been getting away with it, doing reshoots on every Marvel movie, and even massively re-shooting “Rogue One”. So far they haven’t been bitten by a bad box office showing, but…

Against dozens and dozens of white people. The most recent example, Herbie Hancock, won a decade ago. For a cover album of a white lady’s songs. Before that Ray Charles wins because he died and because of the Jamie Foxx biopic. Yeah, Outkast and Lauryn Hill winning is cool, but the better part of two decades ago. Keep…

Even worse, I think it’s PVC. Or very poorly fitted latex.

I love you for finding this, but hate that I’ve actually seen it.

Ha, I forgot which article this was for a second and thought you meant Markle and Prince Harry.

Cristiano Ronaldo couldn’t have kicked a more precise shot.

It’s because they are all about projection. They lie, therefore they are convinced we lie too.

A few months into the Trump administration, a WaPo journalist retweeted a call for the Trump faithful to inundate the paper with fake scoops to prove how easily fooled the reporters were and said basically, “Yeah, you guys have been trying this for months. We just haven’t printed any of your fake news because we…

Speculation time!

Coulson: Jesus Mack, how hard did you hit him?

It’s not so much that I bought into the idea of Apple’s “just works” reputation. It’s that grew to depend on it.

I got an iPhone8 on release day and from the get-go the OS has been shit. It’s glitchy, slow, stuttery and it’s obnoxious. For the first two weeks it would randomly lock up and I’d have to hard boot it (thankfully this was corrected by one of the few patch updates). This will be my 4th different iPhone generation and…