Congrats to my second favorite royal, next to preternaturally grumpy Prince George.

This is the second happiest I’ve been for a couple I’ve never met. The first was when I stuck on a text chain between a couple buying their first house and their realtor. Never met any of the people involved but when Robert and Tia got the keys to their place I celebrated.

They seem like a really lovely couple and it’s so nice that Harry has been allowed to marry who he wants to. Royals have to ask the Queen’s permission to marry and although Lord Frederick of Windsor married an actress of Jewish descent a few years ago, he’s really minor royalty and his own father lost his place in…

The coat she’s wearing is from a Canadian fashion line, and their website has already crashed. Love it!

Congrats to Meghan and Harry. When Harry released that unprecedented statement last year, it was clear that he felt she was the one. It looks like he did a decent job with the ring based on the pictures I saw earlier. The side stones were from Diana’s collection. There is some debate about how much jewelry actually…

I remember how Andrew and Fergie’s wedding didn’t have quite the pomp of Charles and Diana’s, so they will find a way. Number of guests, location, etc.

My dreams to seize the British Crown have been thwarted. All the best to the couple though. This is going to basically end her acting career which she is in the prime peak of career in buttttt I hope she enjoys philanthropy and having 70% less control of her life. #onlysixthinlinetothethroneanyway

I suspect that gets its own article because it’s actual celebrities and actual news, the combination of which is sort of rare and doesn’t really deserve to share space with a tidbit about the Kardashians.

I’M SOOOO EXCITED FOR THIS. I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE WEDDING!!!!!!!!

Timberlake: “I’m bringin’ sexy baaaack.”

I suspect for the same reason the LAPD is dragging their feet. Namely the Church of Scientology, specifically their litigiousness. Depending on how Masterson’s contract is drawn up, they may be unable to just fire him over allegations that have not been proven in court. If so, firing him would set up a lengthy legal…

Given Scientology’s history, I wouldn’t be surprised if they infiltrated the LAPD.

My sister posted pictures of some enslaved African migrants and my brain shut the fuck down. I’ve been sleep for a few hours, only now waking up in a world where images from blood memory are vivid color. There was a young man with a sore on his leg. It was weeping blood and he was sweating profusely and I keep…

JESUS CHRIST!

This is awful. What can we do as American citizens to help? Is there anyone representing the government of the United States who might give a damn about this problem that we can appeal to?

Does anyone know a good on the ground charity that’s working to assist the victims?

Ha! I had to google DM, because to me it always meant Dungeon Master, and that made no sense in this context.

I’m hoping that Uma’s delay is her preparing - talking to lawyers, PR people, Hollywood elite, etc. to construct the most eviscerating, damaging takedown of Weinstein we have ever seen.

Also disappointing; Black twitter giving her shit for kissing a white dude. Because in 2017 interracial relationships aren’t ok anymore I guess?