You’ve got yourself a night guard to call you own, until you inevitably lose it. 

I use denture tabs to clean mine every day, which is necessary because they are truly disgusting after a night of being repeatedly coated with slimey saliva.

... if things go as they'd should.

Sorry friend, I didn’t realize I was not allowed to have an opinion anymore now that I’m older gamer. 

Am I out of touch, or was this really underwhelming? No, it’s the children who are wrong

Ah yes, the Steph Curry “I totally want to sprain my ankle again” exclusives.

Am I being a bush-league Robin Hood or a total wet blanket when I rally against people buying shit that they don’t want just to charge more money from the person who really does want it?  I have a similar take on sporting event/concert tickets. 

• Kanye has zero originality

Same. I was thinking he pulled up to help and the person who needed help shot him. Confusing headline is confusing.

In California?

Yeah, I want to low-key call bullshit on the headline, because that wasn’t what happened. “Black Navy Sailor Shot and Killed By Man Attempting to Steal Car” would be accurate, and is still tragic, even though Attempted Thief doesn’t appear to have been acting out of racism, which is what I assumed had happened when I…

Rest in peace, Sailor.

Motive?  Acuna didn’t give a fuck and didn’t want to get caught.  

I mean, if they didn’t actually break the law, the police didn’t have any choice but to return the firearms.

The world has officially gone too PC when there are articles about how bad it is to beat up criminals in a video game because they are criminals for extenuating circumstances and how spiderman is not good because he is beating up “Citizens” I dont mean to get political but reasoning like this is what allows the bad…

FYI, that’s exactly how it’s handled in Spider-Man. Spider-Man specifically says “I better get out of here before the cops arrive” after most of the crimes he stops. And hey, guess what! If you stick around, some will even shoot at you or say they’re taking you in.

“I’m not grasping for as many straws as it may appear.”

I disagree. This is silly.  

You misspelled “homicidal.”

Most likely suicidal. Unfortunately the wrong way driving on a highway is not an uncommon way to do it. Which is the fucking worse because you are taking others with you. 

wow this is the first insane step that all creepy liberals have always wanted, Open Borders.