I am the walrus.

I GET THE CLAP WHENEVER I SEE TARA REID.

Too bad her surgeons were FUCKIN AMATEURS…

I'd clap, but I still jerk off manually.

Tonya Harding or GTFO!

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY CAB!!!!!!

Don't be fatuous, man-in-the-moon-man.

And yet, where is _Welcome to Eltingville_ or _Korgoth of Barbaria_?

After reading this comment, I have but three words:

I for one welcome our sexy robot overlords!

He was too old to play Ignatius Reilly probably 12 years or so ago, but that would have been glorious.

The pre-syfylis serieses were better in terms of actually standing a chance of understanding what the fuck was going on, but Lynch's film had much better production and costume design.

Drug overdoses never go out of style. They're like the little black dress of celebrity fatalities. Much better than the red leather Members Only jacket of AIDS.

Any (other) fruit to declare?

I say bippy!

Thank you for schmaltzing.

It's a choice God makes for you and writes it in your DNA.

Hey, she was ADORABLE in Danny Deckchair.

There's plenty of real outrages going on for libertarians, we tend to chuckle at others' faux ones until they start turning into Statist coercion.

They would be, but no bacon is the dealbreaker.