...few things in life sound as sweet as a Merlin 12

Baseball is background noise for having friends over and hanging out, just like NASCAR is background noise for getting drunk on cheap beer and Golf is background noise for taking a nap.

I’m sorry that baseball doesn’t have enough jingling car keys in front of your face for you.

A lesson to never put Katy Perry’s music in the copy machine.

Her hit “Fight Song” was Hillary Clinton’s campaign anthem, so this isn’t the first time she’s let America down.

“make the attempt”

Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.

Feminine designs appeal to me. I’m masculine enough on my own, don’t need a four-wheeled supplement.

Awww, ‘cmon now. Don’t be so hard on the pre-facelift GMT800

Air New Zealand still has the best Airline Safety Video ever.

I live in Michigan, and I’ve seen at least a few recently. More often than not it’s a 2500 or 3500 with a Cummins though.

Dakotas, ranked:

So just a Dakota?

There’s 195 countries, churro. Dude’s gonna be dumb as a Trump by the time it’s over.

Danny Garcia’s heritage is Puerto Rican, and Vargas is Mexican. Looks like maybe the next boxer to knock out Salka would be from Haiti. Pretty much any country Trump shits on should send a boxer to beat this guy’s ass.

I am not suggesting we replace democracy with a system of government that makes decisions based on physical combat but I’m also not not suggesting that at this point in our history.

He should have stuck with fencing.

Rod Salka is the exact kind of name a tomato can like him should have.

Just a minor point, but a HUGE pet peeve of mine: the electrons DON’T MOVE through a circuit. At least, not in the way this describes, and the movement itself is at VERY slow speeds.