Sure, if you want to get offed by the Russian mob.

Then let us commence the GIF party.

Can we just agree every team in organized football is racist and just move on?

WRONG. It's hurting my head. Right now. From lack of caffeine.

Tragedy will strike when McCarthy (who gets traded to the Twins and injures himself) stops by a local sandwich shop while on a rehab assignment with Minnesota's AA team in New Britain. Taking umbrage with Connecticut parlance... well, let's just say that after the dust clears, McCarthy suffers a torn eyebrow, which…

I'm actually planning on that, using the hollowed-out carcass of a PS2 for the case. Originally, I planned on using a mini-ITX board or something like that, but a Raspberry Pi would probably be a better solution, especially since it won't cause me to shit bricks at the thought of what I'd have to do.

Hmmm... (strokes stubble) Developer boards tend to run Android at the exclusion of everything else... and if USB controllers are generally supported...

I would say "less stuff about Sugru", but it seems like you've already cut back on those posts, so I believe that officially makes you perfect. :D

Nah, Consumerist already elevated that to an art form, especially on the post that ended like this: "P.S. Starbucks is awesome. Playstation is awesome. Nintendo is awesome. Apple is awesome. Microsoft is awesome. Dunkin’ Donuts is awesome. Just wanted to prime the comments a little before we head into the weekend."

They're annoying when it's a badge from your bank's app that doesn't go away until you dig through the app to get to their alerts section... just to find something that was already in the notification in the first place. Not quite as annoying as the people who refer to users of a product as "sheep", but at least it's…

If he's in a very bad place, I'm sure Pau Gasol could recommend some good neighborhoods: http://deadspin.com/5899315/blake-griffin-returned-pau-gasol-to-a-very-bad-place-with-another-posterizing-dunk

Ever-growing list? I thought it was just "all of them".

Or Route 8 north of Waterbury... Route 7 north of Danbury...

Whatever they are, they read what we write for 'em, so they qualify as semi-literate. Now, their comments on our stories, on the other hand...

Hope your money's on the over, because Chris Culliver's their star CB.

The good news: you're right.

In the heart of UConn territory... nope. Never gets old.

If they were anything like our office, they probably didn't do anything to solve the problem besides tell people to suck it up. Thankfully, they haven't banned space heaters here, but I'm seemingly the only person who isn't freezing at his desk.

Within a week after our newspaper moved offices (and subsequently replaced the free coffeemaker in the break room with a paid Keurig), at least five of us brought in our own coffeemakers for our cubicles. And to think they thought we were going to pay for coffee, then used that as a selling point for the office cafe...

Modern consoles, though. The Nintendo section only goes back as far as the N64, which is (to be fair) farther back than I'd expect.