Clearly, Boggs misunderstood the advice of his namesake by eating fried chicken before every pitch.

...but enough about David Vitter's extracurricular activities.

And that's just Tito Ortiz.

A car, in motion, with only the driver's side rear window partially unrolled.

Thorin mentioned that in response to a similar comment. They're working on a new name.

Guys, guys, GUYS. We're missing the real news here.

Yeah, it's an hour away from her place. But I'm moving down there in a week, so I'll be closer to those sweet, sweet parts.

Same here, for the most part. Then I discovered there's one on Long Island, which is on the way from my wife's place to my current job in Connecticut. That's all going to change in a week, though...

Oh, yeah, I forgot that I also upgraded the video with a $35 Zotac card. (I wanted to go dual-monitor.) But yeah, it's nice to know the value of things, especially when people who don't are ready to ditch them.

To buy it? Nothing for me, because it was my wife's boss's old work desktop. (It was riddled with viruses and malware, so she told him he'd be better off replacing it, giving it to me and buying their older Mac Mini.)

Depends. Can you fap to it?

And yet, WWE doesn't hold their corporate employees to the same wellness program as the talent. Probably because there's less of a chance someone in, say, master control is going to be gobbling somas like Pac-Man.

Shutting down Playbook? Is this ESPN's tribute to Drew Magary's greatest recurring item, Fire This Asshole!

Benefits include not having to watch Ian Snell blow the game and access to fried Oreos before the third inning.

+1 GLOREE BOYZ columnist

Meanwhile, on ESPN, Gregg Easterbrook's already slurping Eric Fisher as an UNDERDOG and EVERYMAN... who was the first overall pick. I really wish Drew would reconsider giving up on mocking this haughty dipshit, especially when Gregg turns on Fisher as a GLOREE BOYZ HIGH PICK before he even suits up for the Chiefs.

Eh, there's been a LOT of similar devices coming out of China in the last year or so. Most of them are pretty much the same as this, aside from specs and all. (Some of the newer ones include built-in webcams, Bluetooth and use quad-core processors.) Those have really only been for the bleeding edge so far, though, so…

Easy. It stops being worth the effort when you just don't use the damn things. I used to take tons of them from the papers the company was recycling and cut them up, figuring I'd use them. More often than not, I'd just sit on them until they expired. Now, if I do coupon, I'll give whatever I won't use to a coworker…

Most of the good ones are down on Long Island, but at work, it's this one. More often than not, I just get iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts (as evidenced by the cup in the background), then, since I tend to not drink enough water, I'll refill that with water once I finish the coffee. (The cold water's usually just warm…

Wouldn't have thought they were up his alley, but okay.