Toronto should feel better if the Blue Jays finish higher in the AL East than a ficus in MLB's offices. (Baltimore, of course, will return to their rightful place behind said plant.)

Eh, I was always partial to Brave New World over 1984. Keeping people fat, oversexed and complacent sounded more interesting than whipping them into fearful obedience.

To be fair, liberals can also spell "amendment."

NOBODY lives within an hour of Microcenter. Even the people next door to a Microcenter have to spend an hour and a half just to get there.

As much as I read them, it has to be said: rapgenius.com is white devil sophistry.

I sincerely hope that when you say "a moment like this," you mean a moment when the NRA leadership's adamant opposition to any regulations has flexed a micrometer. I forget exactly who said they will introduce a gun control bill (probably Dianne Feinstein), but she said she'd been working on it for over a year, but…

Politics (although conventional wisdom might not be entirely accurate) says otherwise. The fear-mongerers are telling gun owners of all stripes that the President was coming for all their guns, which they already own legally. Anything that's going to make it through the meat grinder of Congress won't be THAT strong.

Do we know she didn't store her guns properly? As far as I've seen (as someone trying to cover a more distant angle to the story, since my beat is in the northwestern corner of CT) she was an avid shooter and went to firing ranges with Adam. It's entirely possible that she did store them properly, but he knew where…

Uh, and all the people saying OBAMA'S COMIN' FOR YOUR GUNS! aren't feeding misinformation? And how those people claimed OBAMA'S COMIN' FOR YOUR GUNS! because he hadn't enacted any substantive gun control legislation, which they claimed was basically a rope-a-dope conspiracy to throw people off the scent of OBAMA…

No, it gives you hairy palms, which is PERFECT for cold New England winters.

Screen captures, Olivia Munn n00dz (do people still call them that?), same thing.

They've been exposed as even LOWER lifeforms than cockroaches. They don't care. Actually, they want the light shone on them, because to them, it's a spotlight. They won't learn anything, but it's not because we're doing it wrong, They just want people to pay attention to them.

Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences when you make an ass out of yourself in public. Kinda like you just did with your comment.

I'd hope Dana wouldn't say it was misogynistic if he was in his father's custody, as the word then would be (I think) "misandristic". Either way, it's still wrong to jump on Jezebel for posting about this, because he used his mother's guns to murder 27 people. If she didn't do what she was supposed to in terms of…

They probably don't even have ANY faith, aside from their faith in publicity.

Yeah, when I'm interviewing ANYONE on the record, I make sure that I identify myself first, and when it's a sensitive subject, I make sure they're okay with it. Besides, most journalists don't enjoy that sort of interview anyway.

Throw it in a folder of apps you'll never use, stick it on a different page, and never look at it again. The only default app that I don't use that doesn't go in that folder is Newsstand, and that's only because I can't.

Who do you know that bought a new iPhone 5, out of contract, months after buying an older iPhone, when they can't afford anything else?

Anonymous might be, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was someone in CT with very little to lose who isn't.

Cal just touched off what looked like it might be a good one...