Meanwhile, Williamsburg's biggest and most dangerous gang is safe because police are still waiting for an invite to the new Myspace.

Aww, you couldn't find an angle that clearly shows Pacquiao high-fiving Marquez's fist with his face?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. 8 month old fat baby Jesus? We all know it was eight pound, six ounce newborn baby Jesus, in his golden fleece diapers, with his curled-up, fat, balled-up little fists pawin' at the air.

Actually, the proper saying is "any port in a firestorm of space junk hurtling towards Earth."

Whoever figures out a good way to safely dispose of space junk, or at least remove it from orbit, should win all the prizes and a blowjob from ArmchairZombieTherapist. I'm sure it's not just as simple as sending a vehicle into space, scooping up the junk and returning back to Earth, and it's just going to be more and…

We'll always have 3/14/15, 9:26:53.59.

Anyone have experience with the knockoff Chinese-made ones on eBay? I'm cheap and probably getting an iPad Mini soon.

Splitting time between Connecticut and Long Island for the time being, but the store in question is the Port Jeff one.

Nah, they should devote their energy towards getting the wireless up and running first. It seems like every other time I go to one specific store, the wireless network doesn't have any Internet connectivity. (Also, we like this store because it's the closest and a few of our friends work there, so just going somewhere…

Thanks for contributing, Angus T. Jones...

Going off of his G+ info and this article... uh, no.

Nobody likes it when Android fanboys whip out their spec-dicks either.

If it helps, President Obama WAS pictured using a Mac (with a Pac-Man decal, no less) during his first campaign.

As evidenced by this video, if anyone can help Perry Ellis with his problem banging, it's... some dude in a pink mohawk.

One would think that a bone bruise shouldn't be taking this long to heal

They can keep the Redskins name, but only if they change the mascot to a potato.

Actually, the only problem is that Yahoo outsourced their connection quality of service to a Mr. J. Locker.

In the unlikely event that this guy ever does that, and I'm in line with him, I've already pledged to drown him out by singing "COOL STORY BROOOO" to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas. I could probably get a few people to join in, right?

Let's not forget she signed gay marriage into law in Connecticut, specifically telling people not to challenge it either. Also, she was shocked and dismayed a lot.

And Alex Chipman exposed himself as a troll by hit-and-run posting the national debt, minus any actual context. Perhaps... we're all trolls?