"It also doesn't hurt that I don't buy CDs which aren't at least ten years old at this point."

Sin Cara, not content with his supremacy in the wrestling ring, joined the Gators and promptly botched a simple Cover 2 defense before getting busted for steroids.

Also, cloud storage services are worth precisely $fuck-all.49 when you don't have an Internet connection. I've learned firsthand how quickly streaming can eat up your data plan on 3G, too, so there's something to be said about local storage.

Or it shows how cool THEY are, in that Deftones could crap out something just to appease the label and it's still pretty good.

Point of order, Dick Cheney actually did come out in support of gay marriage. Of course, I think it was after the 2008 elections, when he could legally not give the dog shit in Ann Coulter's asshole about what Republicans thought about gay marriage.

And yet, my 3G doesn't support anything newer than iOS 4.3. (sad Hulk music)

"Shooty Babitt" must be a new pseudonym for Lil B:

I'm about to save you $80.

Not if the rumors of Cook training with the Iron Sheik are to be believed.

$500 for the newest iPad.

But $300 is still pretty manageable. That's actually probably the most likely price point, because I can't see them going much higher than $300-350 if the full-size iPad starts at $500.

All depends on price for me. $500 is a bit much to swing for me (and for what I'd want to do with the iPad (audio production), it's far and away a much better choice than an Android tablet) but if it's in the $200-$250 range, that's an entirely different story altogether.

It's just annoying because there's only so much more I could do to it to make it functional. Jailbreaking so I could enable multitasking (and, more importantly, shut down problematic apps)? Nice, but I can't upgrade past 4.2.1, it's still prone to random crashes (I can't switch between texts and the iPod app, as the…

No, he's a dickhead because once you take off the toupee, all you see is a bald dome with a slit in the top.

Cumberland Farms wins this one outright. Their iced coffee is, quite literally, hot coffee dumped in a carafe of cold water.

Unless you change the password every hour or two. Then people have to buy more stuff to get the new password on the receipt.

Sounds like the one time I had to camp out at Dunkin Donuts and write all of my stories for work, due to a prolonged power outage. (This was right after the Giant Fuck You Winter Storm of Halloween 2011, and northwest CT was one of the last places to get power back.) Someone at the next table spent hours talking to…

Also, where do refills enter into the equation? If I'm getting free refills because I'm using my gold Starbucks card, does that make me any less of a good customer?

Point of order. (pushes glasses further up nose) The proper term is "cock-juggling thundercunt".

FINALLY. Facebook's app was so unstable on my 3G, and it was such a pain in the ass to clear notificati—