Psst: my job hinges, in part, on engaging people via Facebook. Sorry to kill your e-peen boner with that, but the only people that overshare more than your typical Facebook user are people that stopped using Facebook.

(bites tongue) So... many... inappropriate comments...

No "you wouldn't download a bear!",

I'm STILL not paying for Usenet access so I can pirate things.

The people that were probably bothered the most by that joke were the sponsors and Linda McMahon's campaign manager. If she lost the primary on Tuesday, and he made the joke the following Monday... well, he'd still be fired, but we wouldn't be able to blame it on Linda McMahon's career ambition.

Well, yeah. Everyone knows the appropriate social medium for medical emergency video is Orkut. Or maybe Diaspora.