Not only would I, I already have two and am planning on at least one more this summer. (Since this picture I’ve gotten Mega Man colored in.)

Wait, which civilization has iocaine powder in their tech tree?

Because the MNGOP is also grooming Matt Birk

Only if he wasn't supposed to be here today.

That also feeds in to people who want to feel like they’re the smartest ones around and just end up wallowing in those comforting lies (even when they’re easily disproven). I’ve had to make some... well, they might have been difficult decisions once upon a time but lately it’s been easy to cut ties. Now if only I…

Trump, who has more than 88 million Twitter followers

Oh hey TAWMMY FROM QUINZEE stuck around after the Deadspin exodus. Do we tell him about Defector?

Distractions are nice and sometimes needed, which reminds me: what happened to Morning Music? Quietly canceled?

It’s one large plastic pad, two plastic sticks that are definitely not marital aids,

I feel like that's totally something to do with a Raspberry Pi and some USB to PS/2 adapters.

Yup, I did that too back in the day. Basically to make a list of stuff I wanted to listen to, watch, read, etc. but that I didn't need to have physically taking up space. And also it kinda helped to speed up listing things on eBay. Then I lost that all with a hard drive crash. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A “we shouldn’t use the word either”-ass nigga would join the chorus of culturally oblivious white people in arguing that if Black people want white people to stop using the word, we should set an example by not using it ourselves. People who go there always believe they’re making the most logical argument, but…

Who was copying off whose homework, them or Borderlands? (Or were they both liberating concepts from another franchise?)

Is it not similar to Cassius Clay and Muhammad Ali?

At first, I read that comment by the OP as “activist groups who are transphobic” or those kinds of things. (Like the complaints I got in my previous career when I mentioned in a court story that a suspect referred to “her wife”, which is how the police report referred to her, and I got “uhhh don’t you mean her…

One of them had to get the talent. (It wasn’t Skip.)

Unlimited soup, salad and demerits to Utah for not calling him “Ziongief” though.

And I believe if you use your own modem you can get the cap lifted for $30 a month?

Lowell? I think I started internally writing sympathy notes when I was trying to sell someone on Fios but they lived in Lowell where the only option for them was DSL.

I wonder if they’re the same person who keeps filing false claims on my VODs because they claimed to own the overworld theme for the Legend of Zelda. (If so, that person’s been banned from filing claims on Youtube for abusing their system, so that should tell you how baseless they are.) Gotta love that they were going…