The real question is how you’re coming to *your* conclusions. The Pizzagate thing isn’t that the emails were fake, it’s that people are drawing ridiculous and completely baseless conclusions from those emails. There’s no reason to believe that it’s actually a pedophilia ring besides that you already want to believe…

Any sane person is reading what you’re spewing here and asking what the fuck you’re going on about. Please stop and back away from the keyboard.

Too bad CM Punk used the best way to describe them on Vince McMahon: a multi-millionaire who should be a billionaire.

I had one customer with an unlimited plan who used a dedicated hotspot on his houseboat. Didn’t look like he was too out of control with his usage, but definitely enough that I wasn’t touching his plan with a 37.5 foot pole.

Teufelshunde, Triggered.

The biggest contribution A.J. Jenkins ever made? For some reason, when I went to my now ex-wife’s house for weekends, the noon college football game would inevitably be an Illinois one, so she’d nap through them and only hear innuendo or Jenkins’s name, which cracked her up because she thought they were talking about…

It probably didn’t help that when Snuka had the answers, Piper kept changing the questions.

Probably just the latter. The only reason he’s been in the news recently is because of this case, they wouldn’t want the publicity. I mean, they haven’t really done much with Tamina in terms of her ties to him (at least when she was healthy), right?

Dammit now I need to come up with another name for my grindcore band...

Yeah, if I had kids, I was thinking Juliana or Barrett (after Screaming Trees drummer Barrett Martin). But since that ain’t happening, probably for the pets.

Hey, WeedFeeder WASN’T on that last list...

It’s the preponderance of Ys and the “lynn” ending that makes it look like that. Blame white people for ruining a beautiful and meaningful name.

Bracing for a Kefka, not sure if I’m happy or disappointed there was none.

How about when these young Bucks superkick it out to an open shooter?

Not that Connecticut was really that much of a hotbed for talent... Who were the last NFL players of note to come out of CT high schools? Jonathan Jenkins and Some TE for the Patriots Who Shan’t Be Named?

He still pines for the Basketball Jones days?

THEY ARE CANADIAN TREASURES AND YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Hyrule isn’t.

Hyrule isn’t.

Yeah, that and Underworld were the first two things I checked. Worth it.

Yeah, that and Underworld were the first two things I checked. Worth it.

If they have a more logical selection, SHUT UP AND TAKE MY RUPEES. Seriously, this whole “yeah, we have We Are Scientists for free streaming... one album, and it’s not one you like” thing is getting old.

If they have a more logical selection, SHUT UP AND TAKE MY RUPEES. Seriously, this whole “yeah, we have We Are…