Blue State Edition

Now I’ve got T. Rex’s Get It On in my head but with the lyrics Bang a Dong, Get It On...

Speaking of shit, I always feel much lighter after I take the Browns to the Super Bowl.

Man this is almost a haiku, sheer sports poetry.

Bears should be the next WYTS unless Drew thinks the Broncos were even shittier last year. All the other 5-11 teams at least won 50% of their home games.

Clarksville represent

The former logo for the Wizards is just putrid, though.

Or be like the Bears in that one game and just punt every time. Don’t even need a quarterback really, just a special teams unit to kneel on every down.

I’m from Kentucky and people here still talk about Tim Couch. Drafted number one overall, Browsn ruined him in just five years.

What shape was Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs? Not quite spherical, but definitely dripping with goodness. At least Vinnie seems to think so.

the type of guy who leaves a man-shaped cloud of fleas behind him when he dribbles toward the hoop

I think the stat you’re looking for is Catches Held in Endzone Averaging Touchdown Receptions and Interceptions Over Total Sacks.

Just looks like hobo stew to me...

Those aren’t asterisks, they are the hieroglyphs for buttholes. Speaking them aloud is a lost (f)art I tell ya.

Or, put a team in Louisville, call them the Louisville Cardinals, and get rid of the St. Louis Cardinals.

Charlotte only really has NFL and NBA. And they have to do everything for South Carolina because South Carolina. So I could see another MLB team going there. Especially because otherwise we have to watch the Braves or Nationals. There’s not even any real NFL-AFC team here, it becomes Jacksonville by default, for…

Yeah, if the Chiffons is not their walk up song something is wrong with the world.

Driving home from a family vacation, east coast to Bloomington IN, and we got stopped by a cop like 5 miles from our destination. Cop asked us if we’d been drinking and we said no, he said he clearly smelled alcohol emanating from the car. I explained that that must be vomit, because my son had been throwing up THE…

Made nearly the same trip, NC to VT, was supposed to take like 11 hours, ended up taking 14. 10am to midnight in one fell swoop. 750 toll plazas, car crashes on I-95, rained nearly the entire time, had my two sons in the back seat, somehow we all survived. And when we got to VT it was too cold to swim in the fucking…

beer pressure