Yeah, well that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

The entire Downward Spiral album is still in my top 10 albums of all time.

I still can’t believe the Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl is going to happen

Tacko Bruiseday

I’ll read up on him over the next couple of days and let you know.  

Now, I don’t want to go on a rant here, but America’s foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenestrates it’s like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate.

Who are some all-time favorite players who aren’t Jordan or LeBron that weren’t on your team?

The Daves I Know

The fact that, in his final act of self sacrifice, he basically tells God to go f—- himself because they had saved themselves without his help shocked me when I was younger, but every year that passes I feel more and more like him.

“Images go out into the world and take on lives of their own, and there’s no better example of cultural myth-making in American cinema than The Godfather.”

There’s usually a lot of discussion about whether Scorsese’s gangster movies “glamorize” the criminal lifestyles they’re documenting, but I always found The Godfather to be a much more appealing view of the criminal world than the classic Scorsese films. Obviously, the Godfather movies are meant as tragedies, and…

I recall hearing an interview with Mario Puzo, where he talked about the art of turning a novel into a screenplay.

My interest in movies rocketed upward when I was about 12, stifled a bit by this four-year stretch where my parents forbade me from watching any R-rated movie until I was 16. (of course I found loopholes. Finding ways to watch R-rated movies I was curious about might’ve been my top priority during that time.) Their…

I love this movie. The book, not so much, but the movie is a feast for the eyes and the soul. For me the “operatic scope” is why the final segment of the trilogy failed so hard (and I love it as the wounded beast it is) as really, let’s face it, it is an opera without music. Dammit, Francis, Freddie Mercury was still…

Injury metaphors should be regional. I borrowed heavily from Burneko’s best state foods list. In no particular order: 

Hey HBO:

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Why are fingers?

I don’t appreciate this article’s snarky tone. I’ve got a lot of questions just like Jacoby’s. Fuckin’ magnets, for example. How do they work? 

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