Drunk tank.

I still can’t believe L’Carpetron Dookmarriot never got drafted.

All I can think about are runners-up, courts-general, and multis-millionaire

Seems like only yesterday when he committed to Louisville

Are you Polish as well?

Are you Polish as well?

*cough*Bobby Petrino*cough*

This sounds like a chapter from American Psycho.

I would add pour some sugar on me by def leppard to that list. Seemed to be playing non-stop for a full year.

Reminds me of this gem, Misfits - Static Age

To get off Kinja you have to stroke your keypad firmly and consistently in a circular motion.

For real, C&C Music Factory is still in my head. I think they were geniuses.

Thurston Moore - Queen Bee

Steratore styles hard too.

Hip Hop Hooray

I’m surprised Tomsula spit at the end there. 

Bjork - human behavior

Abner Jay - I’m so depressed

Shoulda got that Tru-Coat, now...

You’re going to feel so terrible about this comment tomorrow morning that you’ll have to go somewhere and order a bloody mary to get through the day.