This is starting to sound like a Charlie Kaufman script.

“NFL films stuff”

Ha! Crossed my mind too, but with Jim Carrey’s (intentionally?) terrible Seinfeld impression.

I was unfortunate enough to see the Bengals a couple times live right in the midst of Bungles mania. A game in 2000 that I attended had tons of fans wearing paper bags on their heads. They lost in spectacular fashion to an Eddie George-led Titans team that had so many fans at the game that you couldn’t hear the home…

Raffi would honestly be preferable at this point

*moonpie* *andy griffith face* *worm sweat*

I immediately capitalize on such an opportunity to launch in to the old Chili’s commercial jingle about baby back ribs... What other harmless phrases illicit this type of reaction?

Beefheart! Just make sure everyone listens to dropout boogie too...

Socializing with coworkers or other people

It’s gotta be Jason Sudeikis

What else do you expect from a Dukie than a privileged viewpoint?

Hopefully he can finally kick this disorder once and for all

Maybe FUPAsports

That’s the best Delta Blues I’ve heard in a while.

What do you think is the best HBO intro/music ever?

Tim Conway should stick to Dorf on Golf.

Boom

Sad (jazz) trombones all around...

Surrounded by numbered chancres...

If they would have just listened to me and run the rhombus we’d never have had this problem in the first place.