Every time you hear the word soccer turn your body 180 degrees

Still pissed that tony romo named his son hawkins one year after I named my son hawkins! Now all I need is for hawkins romo to become some douchy reality tv star to haunt me for the rest of my life

bone-stupid, haven’t heard that one before. nice...

I dunno, speaking of Morehouse, Herman Cain pretty much seems like his own dude. Opportunist, power-hungry, sure, but I don’t think he was cowed into anything he didn’t want to be involved in.

True. Hard to be perfect I guess.

Lapsed Catholic here: Benedict emphasized the traditional trappings of the “institution” of the church (designer red leather booties, really?), living in the papal apartments, etc. Francis wears simpler clothing and lives in the guesthouse. Seems like a more christlike way to go about your life (would Jesus have worn…

The Oscars are far too CLASSY and serious to acknowledge the Hedgehog’s contributions to the anal creampie genre. 

Who’s better, Beatles or Rolling Stones?

I don’t even know what this means but it still made me laugh

Yuengling is my go-to cheap beer of choice because it tastes better than all the others and also causes envy in my midwest friends.

I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw that Stroh’s can.

Colleges should be forced to hire biker gangs instead.

As a Louisville fan I approve this message. Further face slaps to come...

I conte this anymore - Diego the hell to China

...of Anaheim

So... he probably wasn’t peeing in that that gentlemen’s club bathroom...

Pringles guy was dating the Utz girl until the NattyBoh guy came along...

Oh L yes

UofL fan here, and boy am I glad we didn’t get left behind in this mess.

As Churchill famously quipped: “We must endeavor to preserver...”