And I cackled a bit at “button oil”

That’s like going to your weed dealer for back surgery.

I’m an asshoooole-ee-0h-ee-oh-ee-oh...

Hell Yeah, Born Against!

Ankylosaurs have cankles

As a Louisville fan I approve this message.

As a future bald and current fivehead, I lament that I will be unable to serve as a brandbot and decry this discrimination against us folks with too many brains in our heads.

If I’m heading out for a long evening, I gotta charge my phone beforehand to make sure I have full juice capacity, so that I can fire off spicy hot tweets from into the restaurant shitter.

Meddybemps? What the - ?

Kinda surprised Beaverlick, Kentucky didn’t beat out Bigbone, Kentucky.

I was under the impression that by and large conservative folks tend to have more children. And that the more educated you are the less children you have, and that by and large liberals are more educated than liberals. This caused a liberal friend of mine to worry that her kind would suffer attrition through breeding.

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk?

And if you castigate him does ricketts shoot out everywhere?

One of the most graceful QB performances I have seen, and against a top ten defense.

Thought the same thing, because the other side of his sign reads “Samantha Ponder marry me”

Nearly perfect, I would have put “shpit” or “thpit”, but great sign.

Gotta be crabs, right?

Ah, the Bears. Middle of the road mediocrity at every opportunity.

Sounds like E-town or Ft. Knox? I feel for you. But at least you’re not in Myrtle Beach, where we get to see either pouty Cam Newton, or the Redskins, or even the Falcons. No wait, in the AFC we get... Jacksonville. Yech.

If he was seeing ghosts against the 49ers, he’ll be seeing fire-breathing monsters this weekend.