Weird, I figured there would be one of each, AFC and NFC. Louisville’s so in between so many larger cities that it’s hard to forge allegiances to any pro teams. Maybe the Rams were the fall-back if the Bears weren’t playing, I can’t remember.

God I love science. And farts.

Used to live in Louisville, where we got all the Bears and Colts games, which actually was great when Peyton was playing and the Bears defense was still good. Now? I’m glad I’m hundreds of miles away.

Ten HUT, son!

And the frustrating thing about beef jerky confederate flags is that you end up eating them before you get a chance to burn them in protest!

He’s pretty terrible, why does he have a job in a booth? Name recognition only?

Don’t even try to misrepresent, my man. THIS IS FOR REAL:

I almost expect Klinsmann to treat him harsher for some reason, he seems to defy convention as a rule.

I think we should call Great Britain something like “So-so Britain” when they’re not performing up to their ability.

Totally agree, but we’re also very susceptible to the underdog story.

Unfortunately, at this point international scrubs are our superstars. But we’ll take it, what’s the alternative? Let’s just enjoy him while he's here and watch him grow into a better player. Lucky to have him.

What if you accidentally protest by kneeling while worshiping the porcelain God as the anthem is playing?

Kaepernick first protested during a military appreciation pre-game or something, so people thought he was protesting the military initially and it stuck

Ted Cruz will still be worse four years from now

Trump really is a Dadaist candidate

Petard? I prefer pentally challenged, thank you veddy much.

Yes, but is he an _apricot_ windbag...

I can see for miles and miles...

Maybe Dusty is from Georgia? They throw syllables around down there like there’s no tomorrow.

And what about the word “through”? That’s sounds like it could have like 17 syllables, but only has one.