Pfft. He was probably getting ready to do a Heisman pose.

I’d love to pick QOTSA’s feel good hit of the summer, myself

Could someone please photoshop him in a rocking chair on a front porch wearing a straw hat?

Has anyone ever walked out to Slayer or Deicide? That would be fun to see.

Kaepernick just needs to learn a little more about how to effectively protest something. Right now he reminds me of Spank, the performance artist who - let’s just say couldn’t perform:

One of the benefits of greeting rill fat - you get to play with boobs any time you want.

Fun fact: The lyric “home of the land” was actually instrumental in the naming of the department of homeland security.

Just curious, but what “women’s sport” would you like to see men play? I think it would be fun to see men in a floor program routine, with the streamers and the splits and such...

Sad!

... Or maybe it was Utah...

What’s next, protest jumping jacks at the overtime coin flip?

Tim Robbins didn’t release the soundtrack to Bob Roberts because he was afraid people would actually use the songs as protest songs and would entirely miss the irony.

Make them all wear those blow-up sumo wrestler suits

DAY-UMMM!

The Rise and Fall of the Turd Reich

You ranked Child of God too low.

No matter where you are, it’s Te(talktothe)bow Time

He was bound to lose possession.

Holy shit, Korean BBQ...

I know Jamarcus was a QB, so pitcher makes sense, but I’d love to see him as a catcher, just to see what happens when he tries to throw out a runner attempting to steal second base.