And I always thought that pronouncing it “gif” was wiser because you need to reserve the “jif” sound in case there’s ever a Japanese Image Font or Journalistic Integrity Format file type.

Maybe Ted Cruz’s simpering cold-sports-takes should replace Emmett Smith in Drew’s Funbag.

My wife is an m&m’s and popcorn junkie. I told her once that she should try it with m&m’s with peanuts and she gave me an eat-shit look.

The wisdom of crowds is REAL, mahhhn.

Viva Testicle Tech!

I saw that BC vs. WF game. Broo-tal.

Dude, I’ll take lamb-log tacos, authentic tacos, taco bell, i doan kurr...

If I ever run for president taco trucks will be my platform. And I will also bring back the taco bar at every high school in the U.S.

gunt hoisting? glorious...

Reminds me of my friend Boyd’s KY Derby Meat Cake. Bacon grass, sausage horse, boiled egg sun... Jesus that thing was salty.

Had no idea that you used Word docs like the rest of us. I assumed that with mighty kinja there was a back-end system to replace that need.

So i got confused there for a sec when I saw the phrase “nutjob doctor”. As far as I know, there is no medical degree granted for teabagging just yet. But be patient my friends...

Businessman in a bib for the win.

Oh man, nothing’s topping MechaGoatse.

You’ve put a lot of thought into this, so I’ll go ahead and give your response 5 stars and an A+

Connor vs. Nate? We’ve come a long way from the days of Joe vs. Rocky. Brace yourself for future matches like Baylen vs. Wylson.

“We don’t win anymore. So that literally makes us lee-oo-zurz. Sad!”

I look forward to the Tony Clifton presidency myself...

Twenty years from now we’ll look back on Bolt with wonder as his records remain unbroken.

My nine year old calls Costas “big nose” - so I think you may be on to something. Tho I don’t think his nose is really that big, so on second thought I think you’re wrong.