They’re so ... swimmer-y looking

Oklahoma, the plaid of college football.

I can’t believe nobody ever thought to perform some down-under tape-age. I assume there will be a lot more manscaping going on now in the pole vaulting community.

Admit it, this all stems from Tuck Everlasting

Kevin Ware still takes the cake. The sharp, bony cake.

What about The FearAndLoathings?

This video basically illustrates how good design intentions can go horribly wrong: “What if there were no stop signs and a corporation was charged with inventing one?”

I’m about thiiiiiis close to abandoning the Chicago Bears because I live in South Carolina now - that extra distance makes it easier somehow. But there’s no escaping the Braves here. There’s no other game in town pro-wise.

“Barely a month ago, Durant walked out of Game 7 of the Western Conference Finals after his Thunder lost the last three games of an epic series. Competitive zeal should have made him want another shot at those guys.”

Yeah, I agree. I just assumed pickles were already on the plate and not part of the sides.

Baked Beans, Cornbread, Mac and Cheese and Collard Greens by a mile. And why no Green Bean Casserole, c’mon now.

WHOA HEY THAT GUY TOSSED ME A TENNIS BALL, HE MUST MEAN BUSINESS! I bet that dude read about that technique somewhere in a book. “Master the art of persuasion with just a Nerf ball and a smile.”

<cite>WHOA HEY THAT GUY TOSSED ME A TENNIS BALL, HE MUST MEAN BUSINESS! I bet that dude read about that technique somewhere in a book. “Master the art of persuasion with just a Nerf ball and a smile.”</cite>

"We have one discernible pass play: Jay Cutler evading three defensive lineman, deftly stepping over his own fallen piece of shit guards, and then having to unleash a 100-mph bullet into a tight window to a quadruple-covered Brandon Marshall, all as he gets speared by two blitzing linebackers. He will go 15 of 26 for…

Get Shit-Hammered

And of course we need to factor in the fact that "millions now living will never die"...