Max might be interested in following up, but definitely not Nev.

E30 wagon.

Thank you. I was thinking this exact thing as I was typing my comment.

Proof that a little toilet paper is perfect, but too much rubs people the wrong way.

That superintendent is a real asswipe.

Yeah...nobody celebrates Oubre’s entire catalog.

Birthday party from Signs is my nomination.

Alex Hevesy is partially right: fast wagon. But I’d go with a Volvo V60 Polestar. Since you don’t want to advertise what it is, don’t get it in Polestar Blue. 2018 is the last year they’re making it, so get one while they last.

I live in Arizona, and you’re more than welcome to come visit with your F150 and Gander. Also, I’m white and generally don’t like the NBA, but can’t get enough of it during the playoffs.

While he wants to get rid of the draft, his brother Jeff wants to hold onto it for dear life.

Yeah. This makes me sick, and I’m starting to cry (really) just thinking about it.

“Did it occur to you that a child may open it?”

Hmm...never knew that “took up arms” would be a positive for some in this country. Thanks for the info!

Or, “let’s keep statues in the United States of people who took up arms against the United States.” I’d think making it that simple for people who insist we don’t have a race problem in this country would solve it. But like you said, here we are only a half century after the Civil Rights Act.

I wore a Ron Cey Cubs jersey to school almost every day in first grade.

Looks like Little Bow Wow replaced his Hulk car from Tokyo Drift.

Probably not, but that will be his story.

Doesn’t he know you’re supposed to delegate hiring prostitutes for players to people like graduate assistants?

That dude is lucky he’s not black. Cops would have shown up with their guns blazing too.

I saw Up with my wife only a couple months after we got married. There were lots of tears.