This story pissed me off. It reminded me that Angel Hernandez is still an MLB umpire.

Chevy Volt. Should have built the concept.

That’s because Hot Take Writers are only allowed to care about track and field in Olympic years. If this story runs again in the spring of 2020, watch out.

That frame it stops on is fantastic, and should be on all the NPS marketing materials for the next 25 years.

“That was a bad call. Jay, what do you think?”
“Don’t care!”

If we’re worried about the optics of the execution, why not nitrogen asphyxiation?

That would never happen in America.

Not the lighting part. The part at the end when all the bystanders come to help.

Serious question: when was the last time a school named a head-coach-in-waiting and it really worked out for the best?

Coincidentally that movie was filmed in Phoenix.

“Now why can’t you do the Christian thing and forgive us?”

Another example:

Maybe she said she would never send her future daughters to Baylor.

While the station is clearly managed by idiots, I hope nobody cites the First Amendment while coming to Barling’s defense.

Lincoln realized that luxury pickups probably shouldn’t include things as dumb as a carpeted beds and barn door tailgates.

water carrier for football in the southeast:

Too bad they moved to Glendale so long ago. If they had stayed in downtown Phoenix, or built at the proposed site in Scottsdale, I think their fortunes would be a lot brighter. Their potential fanbase is on the east side of town, and asking them to drive 20 miles west of downtown Phoenix during evening rush hour about…

This scares me to death. I don’t like guns. I don’t own one, and don’t want to own one. When I was in second grade, a friend pointed his dad’s rifle at me and pulled the trigger. I was seven, and the gravity of “what if that had been loaded” didn’t occur to me until I was about 20. But I told my wife last night that I…

He really good at making white apparel disappear.

He was free, but DJ E-Z Rock is dead.

When they are drowned, can we tell the cops that drug dealers did it?