Doug is like a guy who wins the lottery and then bitches about the taxes.

Flair was my best guess too. I figured the line about hair color meant he was blonde, and I went from there.

So the longest story on here has no payoff at the end?

My wife and I drove one a couple weeks ago, and absolutely loved it. But we ended up saving about $13k and bought a 2014 with about 25k miles on the clock. If it had been for me, I would have splurged for the 2017, but since it was for her, and she didn’t care too much, we got the used one.

What do I want to buy?

I feel sorry for Daniel Radcliffe when he has to read this one at next year’s awards.

“He died doing what he loved.”

The S8 can shove, but you gotta add a nitrous system. I've got the specs....

Best bullshit injury excuse

Schapp’s obit of Ali was amazing. I would put it and his Bobby Fisher confrontation as tied for his top career highlight.

Make the Houston Astros the 2005 World Series champs. I have zero rooting interest behind either team, but I’d prefer to live in a world where Ozzie Guillen isn’t a World Series winning manager.

defended his former head coach and even admitted that he was blindly doing so

They debated killing him and then blaming it on drug dealers, but decided that was too old school.

I wonder if they gave the second cop the same ticket. Because he didn’t come to a complete stop either.

Gore did (probably) earn enough votes. The Supreme Court just wouldn’t let them all be properly counted.

Part of the citation is for returning to the field. He could say “but the game was over.”

Thank you. Especially since they promised more communication about a year ago, but have been radio silent since they stopped uploading premium videos.

I loved this quote from the story:

In 1996, Baylor got rid of their ban on dancing. A mere 20 years later, they’re pretty much cool with rape.

I thought Greenville had the whitest people. Along with the blackest land.