I deserve that.

Black truffle salt and butter will change your life. Yeah, it’s $20 for a tin of it, but a little bit goes a long way. The tin should last at least 6 months.

Serious question: could the rest of the Big 12 schools vote to kick UT out of the conference if they don’t fold the LHN?

I was most blown away by this quote: “And the crazy thing is there are more concussions in women’s soccer and hockey than there are in football, I would think, but you just don’t hear about it in the league because the league because it’s gotten really congressional and the attorneys.” (yes, that last part is actually…

I drive a Z4 coupe, so I LOVE this. But I also realize that BMW only sold about 17,000 coupes while they sold about 180,000 roadsters. So I don’t know if it would sell as much as us Jalops would hope.

But it could have been great. Can you imagine Simmons (willingly) working with an editor?

Can we sub the goat for a sheep?

A 90 minute chase with speeds up to 100mph, and the dude is still that coherent? He's lucky he's not black.

But he’s a rich egomaniac who used to be in politics. So of course he’s going to run.

Which is why Bloomberg is getting ready to enter the race as an independent.

Maybe he’s the Tesla shitter.

“I have zero leads” instantly made me think of:

Done right, it’s amazing.

That dude was such an asshole on the show that it turned me off to Coddington in general.

I’m a Dbacks fan, and Lincecum is one of my favorite players to watch. I would go go as many of his starts in Phoenix as I could. I would love to see him back at Cy Young Award levels.

In all fairness, he might have meant “so what happened with the breakdown after you got it removed from the snowdrift?”

And don't forget that Chevy, GMC and Cadillac all sell a version of the Suburban.

And they still have their high school graduation tassel hanging from the mirror?