Teenagers are just the larger and slightly older category of children, you doofus. It’s the adults’ job to stop things like this, because teenagers are full of childish bad ideas.

Very much. I have to believe that there’s some kind of payout and/or job offer at the end resulting in some kind of Move That Bus! feel good moment. If not, it’s just televised cruelty.

After a series of escalations, the punchline of every prank is apparently “Actually, you are still unemployed.”

This sounds very much like a Bad Idea.

That sounds mean spirited even for a typical prank show. 

What does what you said have to do with what I said?

Turtle is probably making money hand over fist. His wife's job helping him. King tangerine ia helping make him richer.  

The entire GOP worships the white-washed sanitized version of the 1950s that appeared in TV sitcoms, what they actually build is more like the actual 1950s than they want to admit (except the manufacturing economy - they want that, but they earned more money exporting those jobs over the past 40 years).

If these guys are the A-Team, I want to see them rappel down some ropes.

Alright, guys, I guess that means it’s OK for us to tear down the rest of the Confederate statues and monuments; no point in living in the past, amiirite?

But not the part where corporations paid 90% tax rates which benefited everyone that wasn’t rich. They just want women back in the kitchen, black people back in the field, minorities out of white neighborhoods, and jeebas back in public school.

“Talk about living in the past”?! The entire GOP worships the 1950s and want to return to it.

This is exactly what he said. The EU is going after tech companies for easy money and that the U.S. should get some of that money too. There was a lot of rambling in there, but not enough rambling to disguise a very clear message of what he wants to do and the bullshit reason why.

Thank you, that SEEMS to be a close approximation. And that line of reasoning does fit his lysergic-acid-soaked thought processes. He thinks the American government should sue American companies and win settlements, and he thinks lawsuits are a way to do business because it’s the only way HE has ever done business…

We don’t have a lock on 2020 because some of us seem to think NOW is a good time to pull hard to the left, even though ALL of our political capital will be needed to overcome the sheer inertia of Trump’s incumbency and his base’s idiocy.

This dummy knows that he can make the laziest stab at conspiracy and his credulous supporters will eat it up.

Yeah, Trump has really leaned in to the laziness. He knows his supporters will rationalize anything he says, so he doesn’t bother trying to know what he’s talking about.

See without The Fox News filter his stupidity and lack of knowledge is even worse than usual. Again this man should not be allowed to operate a TV remote much less the United States. Thanks white women.

Trump, later, “Did you know there’s a thing called the European Union? Apparently all these big...places...cities...whatever you call them all got together and formed a group. Who knew?” Not only did his closest confidants contact mental health experts to see if “anything can be done” about Trump, but even the…

This dummy knows that he can make the laziest stab at conspiracy and his credulous supporters will eat it up.