I reeeeeally hope this story ends relatively okay. :/

You know what’s the best part of your comment?  You couldn’t even lie and say that the citizens are good people, because you know they aren’t.

lol jokes on you, you have to live in Philly.

Dang, looks like this snowflake is easily triggered. 

Philadelphia is like Baltimore, but without quirky characters like John Waters. And it’s next to New Jersey.

You sir deserve all the stars...

This generation of Golf is old enough now. All you have to do is go to a junkyard full of them and pull a different panel off of each car and assemble your own. I remember thinking back in the day that all VW did was use up excess parts inventory to build these.

Dude. You live in a city where sports fans threw batteries at Santa Claus. So just can it.

People in Philly are such garbage. Lived there three years, never going back.

Don’t forget Rocky and that big broken bell.

I’m with you. 

Lived there three years, never going back.

Why do I want that car, more than an ordinary VW?

+1 “Flyers Win! Let’s Have a Riot!”

The good news is he doesn’t miss you either. Win-win.

There it is. 

God, PLEASE.

Found the guy fucking with Korey’s car.

Imagine the horror when he picks up one of these bad boys:

I doubt it’s because the person hates the color orange. The angry person is someone who lives on the street and can’t find parking. He probably saw Korey walk around the corner one time, and now the car is easy to spot.