Well, that explains a lot.

"according to Geek.com's sources,"

good lord, get back to me when you're capable of forming coherent sentences.

yeah, speaking of trying to sound intelligent...

you're not too bright, are ya?

If you weren't so busy rushing to be daddy's little douchebag in the comments and proving how little you know about security, you would have actually read the article and found out exactly how wrong you are. But clearly "unnecessarily complicated and ultimately useless" is code for "it's over my head and I don't…

Hear that wooshing sound?

Very good article. Thankfully there are people doing independent reviews of VPN companies that we can trust so we don't have to just take their word for it. I used to be a big fan of StrongVPN until I found out they log everything you do and then get uppity with you when you call them out on it.

Trusting ReadWrite? Seriously?

If you were smart enough to read before opening your mouth, you'd see it. It's right there.

Good lord look how hard you fail. Did you even read the article, or were you born an idiot?

No. Functional doesn't have to be necessary, and decoration doesn't have to be functional. Try again. Harder this time.

My parents were refugees, who came to the US fleeing a falling government. My grandparents are dead, and anyone left related to me back where they came from wouldn't know who I was. Now, would you care to tell me about my ancestry? You were saying?

Well played sir.

Ah, homophobia from the sport of sweaty dick punching.

I love how many people are like "what's it for?! This is dumb if youre not supposed to use it why is it there?!!11one"

Yeah! This is so stupid. Why do cars have hood ornaments? Why do frames have wood trim? Why do men have nipples? It's all incredibly stupid!

Hear that sound? That's the point of this article, this product, and the comment. Guess where it's going. Then again, if you don't get it, you won't get it, which is a shame.

And if she's dead? Or if you're adopted? Or don't have older family to speak to? Or no one bothered to record your family tree because you're a family of immigrants or slaves or refugees or first generation from another country?

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