This is the absolute butt worst ranking I’ve ever seen on kinja. Seriously shit. Only five flavors of Pop Tarts should be eaten:

Sooner!

“I can exercise inside”

Hmm, that’s not very tolerant of them.

Any food review that includes tips for conning an old lady out of a free donut gets an A+ from me.

Seriously, that was run was so much fun to watch.

Is it too early to be hyped for an AGDQ 2017 No Man’s Sky run?

All of the runs are put on the Games Done Quick YouTube channel within a couple days so you can watch them at your leisure. Enjoy!

Still waiting for I Am Setsuna to be available for pre-order on amazon so I can get the sweet prime discount.

Best sports call I’ve ever heard. The crescendo as he scores is sports in a nutshell.

I would have asked him if he wanted to make a friendly wager and put his money where his mouth is.

Do you run around the office naked when you’re the only one there?

Where the fuck do you find unsalted trail mix?

Props to MLB for taking domestic violence seriously.

Hope you’re gonna be there for more than a day because all of the above places are excellent. Also: The Screen Door (worth the wait), Le Bistro Montage (open till 4am on the weekends), Gyro House (so much damn fucking much meat for $6.50).

Welcome to Night Vale

About that shirt...

That poor girl. I hope somebody gave her a huge hug and told her it wasn’t her fault.