On his driver’s license I believe it’s R. Maty.

Calm down there, Satan.

Poor little guy. I bet he was exhausted.

I agree, I hate when people say #AllLivesCanJump and don’t realize how demeaning it is to our movement, so ignorant

unfortunately he came back to plant a murder weapon.

I will say this. Every dealing I’ve ever had with a Gainesville cop has been super pleasant. I go there almost every year for The Fest and I have to say those are some chill cops down there.

Predictable: White cop arrives on scene, encounters black kids... travels.

It was all fun and games until one of the kids challenged him to a game of “Pig.”

#WhiteLivesCantJump

No surprise—there hasn’t been a Cup in Edmonton in 25 years.

This isn’t really related but I’m bored today. So. When I was a fourteen year old girl, there was a skirmish (or “squirmish, if you will) in from of the net. I slammed my glove down on the ice and the ref blew the whistle. Lifted glove up: puck not there. Checked net: puck not there. The game stopped for a full five…

He was actually reacting to the Matt Hendricks clip.

Can't play with a broken stick =\

What idiot called it an astronaut quarterback commencing hostilities on the lunar surface and not war-on-moon?

She actually had a Complex Migraine. With a “complex migraine” symptoms can include weakness, loss of vision, or difficulty speaking in addition to a headache – often mimicking a stroke.

In all seriousness, is she mid-stroke there?

Best? Nah. This is pretty good. The thing that elevates it is the guy to the left who just stands there with his hands in his pockets.

Looks like some heavy bertations, or even darrisons.