“Multiple points of origin”, maybe a family lit the place up together.
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This will be the last Behind Closed Ovens to appear on Kitchenette. It will not, however, be the last Behind Closed Ovens. Starting next Monday, November 30, the series will continue on Wonkette. If you’d like to read more crazy restaurant stories in the future, feel free to tune in over there at your…
Pinkham, I am not going to lie, yours was a blog I had looked forward to commenting on each week, and during the typical Monday struggles of a mundane office job your posts brightened my mornings. It was your blog where a comment of mine reached over 200 stars for the first time, and I had looked forward to the day I…
Absolutely shocking, almost a week later. People wear button down shirts to UFC events?
The toaster one reminds me of the time one of the librarians smelled food and tracked it down to a woman who was sitting at a reading desk with a crock pot plugged in underneath it, cooking chicken stew.
My favorite photo from the book:
He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.
If I had more time I’d make some burners to give you more stars. Comic Sans is only slightly less terrible than the crimes that man has committed.
Your authority on any subject is automatically negated when you use Comic Sans.
Always a good time to bring this up: A Haunted House Snaps Photos At The Scariest Moment Of The Tour... And I Can’t Stop Laughing
I’m sure they get the BBC just fine.
I’ve been through Oklahoma. Now stopping in Oklahoma, that’s something I have not done.
So glad my childhood obsessions are becoming useful later in life.
The flowers, NOOOO!!!! Think of all the dust! And in the bathroom, mildew!
Hildy was a crazy bitch.
So many flowers! My favorite was when she painted a mural of herself on one wall:
I’d love to see a show featuring Hildy scaring the hell out of every single client she had. Gluing straw to walls and telling people to train their kids not to eat it made me love her for life.
I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.