Damn. Reminds me of the Lokomotiv Yaroslavl plane crash in 2011.

*Don’t do it... no one knows you’re a nerd. No one knows you’re a nerd.*

Safe bet the food’s no good.

Someone’s been working out!!

He should retire once he hits 69 TDs. Go out on top, or bottom depending on his preference.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Her runway shows were super fun too - a departure from the dour haute couture. She featured models moving in groups, laughing, being like actual women.

...

Too excited, went out like stink, died like a pig.

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Nobody cares about Jenny. Everyone knows the only one that matters is Arcanine:

I was cracking up (or cringing in a good way) almost the entire time. The “Obama’s hair is so white it says all lives matter” killed me. And the part about Morning Joe was so incredibly real. Don Lemon actually handled it the best in my opinion. Yes he flipped him off but it was obviously in a joking way.

“Maybe they stole it cause the hood wouldn’t go down.”

“We have to make sure it will give camel toe to the tall girls and the short girls. I don’t care how many spandex engineers it takes!”

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