Would hatefuck.

I'm very disappointed to learn that the Naked Cowboy is not actually naked. Blatant false advertising!

I could care less about those women being topless. Bare breasts is legal here in NYC, and as you said, the Naked Cowboy does it too. My issue is people not knowing how to act in general. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve turned on NY1 to see so and so character was caught fighting and/or harassing pedestrians.

It’s like that Key and Peel(?) joke where the gay guy realized he wasn’t being persecuted. He was just an asshole other people didn’t like.

Oh my god, that graphic.

And yet again diamonds are just tossed aside! Typical...

Holy shit Vanessa how did you know!?

LH Graphics Team killing it.

Her shoes! I don’t know how she did it but her shoes are just the absolute fucking best. Not too expensive, ridiculously comfortable, fashionable, consistent sizing, sturdy and well made. I don’t care what footwear demon she sold her sole to but it paid off.

I know, right? I'm surprised anyone is at all angry about any of this: college kids are DUMB. Perhaps the most surprising thing about this video is how well edited it is, not that it exists or shows a bunch of attractive blonds frolicking.

But when that guy stabbed those people at the gay pride event, I was assured by many many many people that Israel was the most progressivistiest country in the world on gay rights. Did....did someone lie?

The first story is one of the few BCO entries that has wrought real, cheek-reddining anger in me. The fucking marker thing!!! Do Sharpies even write on monogrammed thermoses?

My guy drinks like a fish (talking about non-alcoholic drinks). When we go out, he tells the server that from the start and we always ask for a pitcher of water if possible.

Weekly Pinkham’s Law Bet: milkshakes (“the restaurant opens at 10AM!! the milkshake machine should have been ready when it was supposed to be!!” etc., while ignoring any discussion of the whole “put it in a bag” madness)

I am going to shame the hell out of the first Pinkham’s Law comment.

“According to his children, the dad’s last words were- and I’m paraphrasing here, your Honor- “I want to see a manager, those grills marks look crunchy and I’m allergic to crunchy.”

After reviewing the security tapes, we found out that the man had stolen my tip jar before I walked up to the counter THEN USED THE MONEY TO PAY FOR HIS GODDAMN PIZZA.

“After the chef removed the grill marks from the chicken, he sharpened the blackened parts into points and stabbed them in the dad’s eyes, Your Honor.”

Dear dining public:

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.