drillpress
Drillpress
drillpress

Well, Jesus was a carpenter...

Miss Dolly Parton could do just about anything as long as it didn’t harm children, animals or non-consenting adults. She can do no wrong.

I was 9 when 9 to 5 came out. It filled my girlish mind with joy. I especially liked the part where they fantasized about how they’d dispose with their boss.

My dog’s name is Jolene.

Jolene is my karaoke song. I love Dolly. I love Lilly and Jane. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.

I want this. So bad.

they both look closer to smiles and the tears seem staged.

Having mixed feelings about this. I feel strongly that women should discuss their miscarriages more and feel safe doing that, knowing they will get support. But something about this feels off, like it was staged.

Did you even bother to watch the video? 1:47 - it clearly hits his helmet, not his face.

I THINK YOU MEAN ARTISANAL!

Where do you come down on “Needless Markups” for Neiman Marcus?

it’s free

Tiger Getting Bird Beats

Oh, Tiger Beat. Thank you thank you thank you for the Rick Springfield wallpaper of my youth.

God, that last one is like a Monty Python sketch. It’s ex-ice cream! It’s ice cream pining for the fjords!