Am I the only one whose favorite is the Tom Jones t-shirt? The "WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA" on the back is what seals the deal.

Get out!! Need one, would wear it...hello Neo.

Science is the fairy tale! Don't you know that all scientists are involved in pulling the wool over your eyes! Contrails!

Wanted to get in early with this one:

Almost sounds like a romance gone bad, don't it?

Maybe they're having trouble casting minorities because going on The Bachelor/ette is like, the whitest thing one could ever do.

Needed more SLAYER!

Personally, I thought the dancing sharks and beach balls stole the show.

YES. I thought I loved the chess show, but the sad beach balls and dancing sharks were the tits.

WTF didn't Wilson just hand off the ball?!!! For fuck's sake!

Fine, but those dancing sharks stole Missy's show.

"Porn is Fulfilling a Male Fantasy"

Story of the century, folks.

It was truly strange, like talking to someone who refuses to believe that water is wet.

I met John Ritter in a bar and he asked me to hold his beer. Then he immediately yelled, "BARTENDER! THIS KID IS GETTING DRUNK OVER HERE!!", which made everyone in the bar turn and look, and me blush like crazy (I was 11). Then he bought me a water... which, errm.. was free. Because water. Also because open bar..…

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

No you are, sweetie. I'm assuming you are male, according to your screen name. It would explain your complete lack of reading comprehension skills.

I didn't zing any "moderate" Muslims. Plenty of Muslims don't stone women to death, but that does not mean this is not straight from Islamic law. Muslims might drink, fornicate, and eat pork too—that doesn't change the actual laws.

I can assure you this is not a funny joke. Nothing is funny about a woman buried in dirt up to her chest, while people throw rocks at her head until her skull is crushed and she bleeds to death slowly. For something civilized people don't even think of as a crime in 2015.

None of this has anything to do with Islam.

My kid is allergic to peanuts!