I was worried people were running out f ways of ostracize themselves.

I told my doctor, I says, "Doctor! It hurts when I go to prison."

The unmarried kind?

I hope the rainforest get saved and the Jewish childrens slaughtered in the holocaust weren't sent to hell as most christian doctrine teaches us.

There are objective things you can do to be beautiful.

The Patriarchy

I could think of seeing something far more offensive on television:

That's right. You tell that black person they are racist. Self-hating, no-good cross-burning bigot.

What are "white" people?

That's right! Mo's a racist!

Tell us more about these black folks. Might help explain a lot.

You assumed because you're a racist.

This is what happens when you let a woman run a country.

Yes, nothing says pretty like oppressive religious modesty and an ever present rag on your head.

Rita Oral?

Are we sure that's not Rick Perry?

Good idea.

Yeah. Kind of insane women continuously flout caution and endanger their safety by placing themselves in vulnerable situations merely out of privileged assumptions of expected protection of her welfare by adult men.

Or just think critically about the assumptions they hold.

No, but it's still good advice.