This is what happens when you let a woman run a country.

Yes, nothing says pretty like oppressive religious modesty and an ever present rag on your head.

Rita Oral?

Are we sure that's not Rick Perry?

Good idea.

Yeah. Kind of insane women continuously flout caution and endanger their safety by placing themselves in vulnerable situations merely out of privileged assumptions of expected protection of her welfare by adult men.

Or just think critically about the assumptions they hold.

No, but it's still good advice.

No, they just know a sucker when they see one.

Glad you learned that climbing into someone's bed is probably not the best idea if you actually do not want to fuck.

I know why you mean.

I'm sure your female intuition will figure it out. Seems to work so well for others...

Usually socially-awkward shut-ins

Both of which are worse than rape.

Unless the patriarchy decides for you.

I'm sure your fears and biases will guide you in your discrimination.

In other words, normal men.

You're a special kind of person, paranoid of your own shadow.

Well, referring to yourself as a feminist kind of pegs you as gullible and suggestive. You may consider actually thinking critically about your positions before accepting premises and assumptions.

You misunderstand me; I have sympathy for them.