Aside from nothing really being open in the mile-long void between Tropicana Field and 4th St or so and the risk of being stabbed by a hobo; from downtown Tampa, if I leave straight from work, then I can just barely make it into the stadium before the first pitch, and if I leave as soon as the game is over, then I get…

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I just hope that for years when somebody googles for the US Embassy Press Attache in Vietnam, this article shows up first.

Expense be damned, stock nav units always suck anyways.

I thought they already had a car

Aren’t these companies still losing money on every fare? If that’s the case, then this could be their most profitable day of the year!

Oh man, that’s going to be like a 2am 3OT on the east coast...I can’t stay up that late

Since you mentioned Barcelona and Arsenal, I can essentially agree. It’s similar to people supporting the Yankees or the Patriots just because. There can be many reasons to support a team even though you have no real connection to the city where they’re from.

So, I’m not allowed to support Everton because fuck the Red Sox?

...except it wouldn’t surprise me if he makes 6 figures after tips.

It’s not really a social safety net though...you’ve paid into that. It’s part of that chunk taken out of your paycheck that you never see. If you’re able to collect unemployment benefits and you don’t, then you’re just a chump giving the government money!

I’m surrounded by Ahos!

That’s because rich people have at least one entire room dedicated to the TV. The living room is the room dedicated to furniture that you can’t sit on, but wouldn’t want to anyways because it isn’t very comfortable.

That one caused some difficulty, but gooch-fant nosed ahead by being more fun to say out loud in a haughty accent.

That kind of actually makes sense

The thought of that car off warranty is frightening. There are so many things that make me think “that’s neat, but there’s no way it’s lasting more than 5 years”. Also puzzling is when you turn the car “off”, you can hear various servos and pumps whirring away in the background for a good five minutes. No clue what…

The default PIN code needed to program transponder keys for some early 2000s Nissans is “5523", or when said in Japanese, “Go Go Ni San”.

Neither fun, nor a fact.

A friend of mine has worked for Disney for like 10 years and gets 4 free park hopper passes a month for guests, and also gets free parking. For awhile, we would go to Epcot just to hit up one of the restaurants, usually the German beer hall, and maybe a ride or two. 

Same here...I’m trying to figure out what I should get when I turn in my manual F-Type, since that’s not going to be an option any more. Probably just get a Porsche like everybody else.