“Well, except in North America where it’s not available.” You could have saved me some time if that was the first sentence. 

It would be easier to explain if you’re a TB Lightning fan.

My girlfriend’s favourite t-shirts for me are the ones from Uniqlo that are like $10. No grown man should be wearing Snoopy on their t-shirt or a giant Nike logo unless they are sponsored.

My girlfriend’s favourite t-shirts for me are the ones from Uniqlo that are like $10. No grown man should be wearing…

How does an insurance claim change when the vehicle is a lease? My claim is still under consideration because the other driver’s insurance company can’t decide if he is at fault or not after he was driving along on train tracks before running into me. Do I need to add on a diminished value claim in case they say I owe…

That’s fair

I noticed during the Tampa games, that penalties for hooking and slashing were were basically non-existent. Maybe that’s just being biased on my part, but I saw a ton of play from Columbus that would have been called during the regular season and was ignored. Usually, if your even looked at a guy’s hands you would get…

Is this a pre-production concept? Where is the iPad in the dashboard?

I found this on ebay...

Fuck.

I, and my city, need some advice. At the first game next season, if they make a big show of hanging the President’s Trophy banner, do we boo? It really feels like we should boo.

I was rear-ended because an uber driver just stopped in the middle of the bridge we were on and made a u-turn. My truck was fine, but the car of the guy who hit me was fucked up.

It felt like the team really didn’t know how to play when everything was on the line, because they really hadn’t had any “must win” games all season. They weren’t playing for their spot in the playoffs or home ice, the only thing they had to chase were records.

...and now that the Penguins have been eliminated, Washington is destined to get the cup again.

No. This might be the first post-season where Bishop is not injured (yet)?

How does it work when there is always a car or two in the oncoming lane and a car in front of you? It just becomes low beams all the time? It looks like it will work well in areas with sparse traffic, but that’s also not usually where pedestrians are.

Taxi: Your driver will be there in the next 45 minutes

“I know we’ve had to reschedule this meeting. Thank you for going with the flow.”

Weirdly, I seem to keep coming across people who think that saying “sorry” is an admittance of responsibility and guilt.

Ahhh, sorry, I assumed you were also a masochist since you lust after an Audi.