My BRZ had one. The first time I saw it, my reaction was “what the hell is that!?”. Only saw it once or twice.

That reminds me...I should probably change the oil in my Tundra. I think it’s been a few years.

So...get a bottle of touch-up paint and go to town?

This is also my approach, and if I’m feeling particularly in-shape, then 2 - 4 bike to run bricks of about 8 miles bike and 5k run.

Also, practice not trying to breathe into a wave and learning what it feels like right before a wave is about to hit you.

Master swim classes are no joke. The “discount” workout at my local master swim class is about 1800m to be done in about an hour and a half. The full workout is more like 2200m - 2400m. Fortunately, there is a lane reserved for those who are genuinely just starting out so it isn’t that intimidating.

Here is my submission for a better headline:
Cheating-ass doping motherfuckers not elected into the baseball hall of fame.

I thought it was only legal to split lanes when traffic was completely stopped. Is there a speed at which it is not legal...like, 50? Doing so while moving just sounds like a very bad idea.

Mezcal bloody mary? I’m gonna have to try that.

Also, good times is to watch the horror and revulsion of everybody else at the blackjack table when you split a pair of face cards.

It sounds like you’re talking about widgets...everybody knows they’re all snowflakes anyways.

I only really expect people from a handful of cities to know what the hell I’m talking about.

I was so excited nobody had jumped on that reply yet that I completely forgot about the gif. Rusty has it covered though.

Holy shit, why are there no stars on this one?

There’s only really two movies in the entire franchise that are about the cars, but I suppose that’s just how you make money in Hollywood.

Then that means the Eagles win the superbowl...which I suppose is a little bit less bad, but only a little.

I grew up with what feels like a childhood of wide rights. I don’t have any specific memories of blowouts at all. Fucking Miami. How many blowouts get their own multi-page wikipedia entries?

I’m not your Folk, Buddy!

Being from the south which is not The South, I use y’all at all opportunities to take pride in my regionality. Unless I’m talking to people from The South, in which case I’ll go with youse guys to take pride in my regionality of being from The south Northeast.

Where I grew up, the poorer entities were referred to as “items”, and hence Ifind this word deeply offensive and much prefer “thingy”.