my only encounter slipping on an icy surface happened when it was cold, but not *that* cold, and also not generally icy or snowy looking. I hit a patch of ice on the sidewalk in a shadow and promptly busted my ass. I spent the rest of the day gingerly walking and going way out of my way to avoid shadows....how the…

It belongs in a museum!

Did anybody tell the Army that before they went all NASCAR?

The food on Royal Caribbean is not terrible, but it is far from the “best food I’ve ever had”. I’d say it is on the level with a good Outback Steakhouse quality-wise, but really not in the same league as better local one-offs or fancy chains.

I drove that hated crosstek out to a-basin and had it floored 80% of the time.

It’s not like it was going to haul anything other than groceries anyways.

Instead of selling my 240, I’m kind of once again inspired to put a Rocket Bunny kit on it and go hooning around.

Where did you find that deal? In 2010, I bought a 105k mile 2wd Tundra for $12k and considered that a good price!

Holy shit this! I rented a Subaru Crosstek for a week once when I was in the Denver area because Colorado. That was a poor decision...I should have just stuck with the Chevy Cruze they were going to give me.

That’s generally how they work in Florida too.

I realize this is Jalopnik, but a mural such as this could also work

I have an HOA. I have heard from them 0 times in the 3 years I’ve lived here. When I lived someplace without an HOA, I had a nosey neighbor with nothing else better to do than call code enforcement regularly. We were never actually fined for anything, but received a lot of letters. Some of our offenses:
Having a car…

Have you ever lived next to a rooster farm?

History has shown that pants-shitters always get the piggy poop-balls treatment around here.

Car shuts down at peak boost, kinda like a fuel cut...only happens in cold air though. My guess is that the MAF is reading too much air and sends a weird signal to the ECU that triggers a fuel cut just in case?

So do I...and they’re Brooks. Where do you get the idea that Brooks are $500 and only for rich people? This article is very confusing.

My last trip to Scotland that happened to me, but not because of my expired passport, but because of Delta’s incompetence. My friend and I were supposed to meet up on the connecting flight in NYC. So neither one of us would be sitting alone at the airport, I booked a flight that ended up having like a 4 or 5 hour…

Careful with that. You’re likely to jump-start a lot of bad puns in response.

Careful with that. You’re likely to jump-start a lot of bad puns in response.

So it would seem that I am the only person that does not like squinting at movies on my phone?

What about blurple?