“Eddie Jordan accused of partying too hard at Monaco” isn’t as good of a click-bait headline though.

The employee handbooks where I’ve worked have always used something like “relationship”, so I always figured that drunk sex after an office party, despite being a bad idea, was not against the HR rules since that is not a relationship.

My only question is “could I fathomably afford it”, which you answered in the summary just now.

[runs to exit]

This is why people should not take dating advice from somebody who is married.

Honest wine?

Use one that is pretty honest? Dudes know about “angles”. Definitely don’t use the kinda-overhead selfie angle since that just screams that you’re trying to hide something.

Sorry, but that is kind of the definition of a creeper.

No, definitely include your kids if you have them. Saves ignoring a conversation later if it turns out you have them. Never post pictures with kids that aren’t yours since any children in photos are assumed to be yours.

Setup a paycheck direct deposit into a savings account where the remainder will put you at their level?

I’m holding out for the shooting brake.

Doesn’t come with plastic economy tires, has a braking system that will stand up to track abuse, less unsprung weight, and tweaked suspension settings to work with all of that. (that’s a guess)

It is strangely hard to buy cars in a color.

I had no idea there was such a debate over chartreuse, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chartreuse_(color)

oxybenzone is not fine. It kills coral reefs, so fine if you enjoying a day out on the lake...not so fine if you’re anywhere near reefs.

...still has the generic GM interior look though. It’s like the opposite of those Real People commercials:

One of my friends and her sister are from Boston-ish, and I’m running out of disparaging things to say to them about it (known them awhile). I’ll have to try this one out. I’ll let you know how it goes.

golf clap

Waffle House > IHOP > Village Inn > Denny’s > Shoney’s > Perkins > Being hit by a car > Huddle House. There is only enough room in this world for two griddled cakes-type chains, and one of them is not Huddle House.

I feel really bad now. I had completely forgotten about that, and we all vowed to never forget.