Well the entire point of the books is that Artemis Fowl starts out as a selfish amoral kid who will manipulate anybody-human or fairy for his own gain. What's so enthralling about the series is that Artmeis slowly grows and learns to put other people above his own agenda-to the point that at the end of the series, he…

#2 the only drink you ever need is water.

Kenneth Branagh, while not technically a hack, is kind of a hack.

Unless you know how to shill right

Artemis Fowl himself will no longer be a straight-up villain who becomes a good guy

I never saw her as the villain in that movie.  The humans were dicks and deserved it.

Oh, my guts are a complex system of bags full of problems, for sure.

I read your comment in her voice and it improved it by 300%.

Wait, aw, c’mon, Branagh. That’s...that’s literally the whole point of a book series! Fowl’s a master criminal from a long line of master criminals who becomes a hero and good person as he gets older and experiences the consequences of his actions. I’m still going to watch it, of course, because these books came out…

#1 When you’re a rapper, who’s stock in trade is generally in beef and tea, and someone comes at you as brilliantly as jameela jamil did, how you do you not come back with a burn waaaaaay more clever than ‘i poop in bushes.’ Cardi, you’re a hack. you lose.

If what you say is true, then possibly getting sued up the ying-yang is a pretty stupid way to get attention for said book.

Elijé said reports that he was a transgender woman were wrong and that he is a man.

I have never shit my pants because bushes!

The real question is whether she is truly a good person, just trying to rack up Good Place points or trying to look better than her sister.

My favorite part of her tweets is that I read them all in her voice. The accent adds so much.

Jameela Jamil makes me feel like Eleanor Shellstrop does about Tahani.  But seriously, this is fantastic.

Reasons why you might gain definition in your tummy without losing your ass:

Those replies to her tweets saying she only goes after black women are something else. First of all, Iggy Azalea sure as hell isn’t black (and Amber Rose is pretty much white as well). Even if they were, wouldn’t it be better to go after people who pressure those famous young black women to make a quick buck on these…

God bless her. She really is putting herself out on a limb -- people do not react well when you come after their money stream. This is a thankless task and she is doing good work.

This wouldn’t even be an issue if more people would buy my diet book, which is absolutely guaranteed to help you lose weight for free. All you have to do is eat every meal naked and in front of a mirror. The book is 2 pages of text and the rest is photos of me demonatrating the technique.