“My wife says I’m a monster because I have a general dislike of Rob Lowe. Especially his character Chris Trager.”

Your wife is correct, you unspeakable monster. 

What the whhhhaattt... whaaat whaat is happening?? This is a bombshell relationship revelation. 

Nah, Colbert was never in UCB. The OG UCB crew was probably at iO while he was at Second City and Exit 57 was Amy Sedaris and Paul Dinello, who also came out of Second City.

Yes, daily. I feel like you chose a poor example here.

“And was Mindy St. Clare indeed able to achieve sexual arousal?”

She misses him giving her oral, I’m sure she’s still giving him oral at the drop of the hat and some vanilla sex when a hookup doesn’t work out.

I love that he’s a cool, thoughtful guy but every character he plays is next-level bonkers.

Mindy seemed confident she could work with that. And each individual chime is shaped—know what? Me have already put too much thought into mechanics of this and me am walking away.

Take it from another parent, FEMDOM - you have to get out of the house and away from the kids for at least a night at a (reasonably) nice hotel every now and then. Ideally for a weekend. You’ll never replicate in a few stolen minutes with kids on the other side of the wall what used to take hours to build up to -…

So to recap: no sex for her, sex for him with other people, yet they obviously interact somehow. Sounds to me like he’s using the hell out of her for non-romantic purposes (I bet Dan’s right about rent, food, laundry, etc.). This isn’t even a relationship. I’m not sure what she thinks she’s hanging onto.

Yeah, I can’t even bring myself to exert the effort necessary to find people I want to watch a movie or have a beer with. I can’t imagine putting in the kind of time and energy required to meet someone who’ll not only let me tie them up, but will let me tie them up in the specific way I want to tie them up, which has…

A starring role in a movie, plus a role in John Wick 3? Sign me up!

He was clean-shaven when he dated Connie Britton.

Heynong Man(son)

For me, the flags went up around “monogamous woman with non-monogamous man.” I can envision a scenario where that arrangement was made with respectful mutual communication without anyone being exploited or taken advantage of, but I feel like odds don’t favor it.

Flashback Raffi on The League did.

What’s up jerks! 

I feel sorry for SAM (or anyone like them) because I imagine nearly all of us got less than halfway through that letter before saying, “DTMFA.”

Should I DTMFA*?

Where are my keys?