Agreed. Until they provide some sort of evidence to back that up, this is basically a variation on a friend-of-a-friend anecdote.

No. He didn't.

They can't be all that patriotic if they're home during the day and not out working making money like real Ameruicans. I mean, what are they all? On welfare? Lazy bums. Oh. Maybe they're working from home making $25/hour like your Gawker-reading aunt. Nevermind.

To see a city like this persevere after everything it's been through is a joy and an inspiration.

BECAUSE IT'S JUST A FUCKING GAME OF BASEBALL.

Yeah, the homer was great and all, but really, who hasn't nailed something holding a Budweiser?

The only way they will stop having children is if menopause truly hits for her, or she dies in pregnancy/childbirth. After which there will be a massive outpouring of grief (supported, of course, by a "very special" Duggars episode show covering the funeral, "it must have been in God's plan", etc.) with the…

The "get off my lawn" makes your perfect post even more perfect.

Ok This is really starting to tick me off because the whole religion tax dodge is one very large pet peeve of mine.

...this is why we need laws about home-schooling curriculum.

A little over the top but I enjoyed it. I appreciated the creative approach to Godwin's Law.

You're looking for logic in religion. Stop before you hurt yourself.

wow. fuck these people.

No insults now. Mrs. Dugger is held in the highest esteem on this board.

I think you mean Justice Beaver. I don't know who that other person is though.

Methinks Dribbles is having us on.

From pictures of some of these dorks, I wouldn't trust them with a box of donuts.

Can I get some clarification on the laws regarding open carry of machetes in TX (or other states for that matter)? I just Googled a bunch because that's what I do all day long and I came up with a lot of different and opposite answers. Anybody who lives in Texas know?

I admit, I'm a doctor's office baby. I have Blue Cross Blue Shield PPO and I'm not afraid to use it! Your essential oils can all go to hell.

1. Accept it and change nothing. 2. Get a prescription for something you might have to take forever. 3. Tweak lifestyle, diet, self-care routine ad nauseam with natural things until a solution is found.