I'm fascinated by people who have to energy to lead a double life like that. Maybe I'm not the settling down type, but it seems like twice the drag. :-/

So that's what he told your roommate — his girlfriend.

Dear Skymall free magazine, I never thought your stories were true until it happened to me...

The imagery in the second one is absolutely wonderful. I can just imagine her transforming into Bill Pullman before her coworkers' very eyes.

you forget there's a double standard on this site. Women are allowed (even encouraged) to do things that would be looked down on if it were a man doing them.

No, I was hoping we could be friends. Maybe get together and braid each other's hair.

1. She's a teenager.

Though in my experience, a lot straight folks claiming they've been hit on in gay spaces 'a LOT' tend to be grotesquely exaggerating (unless they're bloody Adonis) to cover for their more phobic-based discomfort ('that guy over there ... he ... he LOOKED at me; jeez this place gives me the creeps they all wanna TOUCH…

LW #2: As a fellow fat person, I sympathize with your friend. Honestly, I was a very touchy about my weight for a long time and felt that my family's insistence that I see doctors for x, y, and z meant that they were focusing on my physical aspects more than anything else. I was very very wrong. I wish people had been…

1. You're too young to get engaged. Knock it off.

I don't understand what the first girl's girlfriend is crying about all the time. In this one particular instance, it doesn't feel like the guy's fault. Just tell him to back off like Sara said.

I wouldn't vote for 17-year-old me for literally anything.

so basically they elected her dad? Nothing like a mouth piece for a conservative parent now having the platform of being heard. Usually that is kept to the classroom where a teacher and a handful of kids need to listen to it.

The idea that I could have been an elected official while holding the political views I held when I was 17 is absolutely horrifying to me.

*covers ears* LA LA LA.

"So what's so fascinating here?"

Meh. I would be pissed. But then I don't watch TV. There's the internet now. If I want detailed storm coverage, I'll go to the weather chanel website, or even just type the word "weather" into google. Local TV news is useless and annoying, only more so if they are interrupting people who don't even want to be…

You know, I always thought that hardcore fans of the show were people who haven't quite grown the fuck up.

now all you have to do is pull these down and insert his dick in your ass!