try telling that to the starry eyed dopes over at io9, who just the other day were fapping over the crackpot idea of warp-drive.

no, love it. You bested my duggar-porn scenario. God, that would be perfect.

The lust for these tax havens is insatiable. I hate-listen to Moody Bible Radio, and these craven misanthropes are crawling out of the trash-heap, endlessly plugging their ministries, which are nothing more than tax-free business, through which they can collect donations, publish books, etc. Christian Capitalism is…

Their education is that biology is a lie and geology is a lie and astronomy is a lie and western history is a lie and archeology is a lie and philosophy is a lie and....

You realize how mawkish and insufferable people will be, in there support of Jim Bob (jesus, you can't make up a hillbilly name like that) if she dies? People, women will actually defend him and feel sorry for his loss, as if her death was God's will, and not the husband's. Oh, it would be spectacular, an all out…

Christian sex education at it's finest. 'Catching babies' is a phrase used by adults to embarrassed to use anatomical terms. Because Satan invented latin.

This is why religion is poison, people. It's allows otherwise good people to commit terrible choices, like risking their life, the life of a spouse, and the health of a potential child. I believe she killed the last science experiment, and the one before that has a genetic disorder. It's like Frankenstein's lab. …

Jesus loves stillborns.

sounds dirty

Who the hell is Justin Blieber? And who is this Tara Hiltor? Please tell me more.

Have you tried the banana yet? You mustn't poo-poo the idea. Every little bit helps.

See, it's anger like that, that's causing your symptoms.

Reminds me of the guy who showed off his prince albert at parties. That got old real quick.

You mean arrested development.

That's ok. I share a kale smoothie with my roommate when I have a migraine. Preferably gluten free kale, but if it's a really bad migraine, I'll try any kale! know what I mean? lol

Yes, of course. I'm a dermatologist. Take a cotton ball and apply warm water to the area. Wait 5 minutes and wrap the area in soft gauze. In 24 hours, shove a banana in your ass and repeat the phrase "Zim zala-Bar zala Doo-zan" 6 times while facing each cardinal direction. Symptoms should clear up within 4-6…

You do realize your body's metabolism is literally chemistry by another name, don't you? How the fuck do you think you function? Magic? You may think your soul is keeping you alive, but it's actually organic chemistry.

Yes, of course. We wouldn't want to discourage others from self diagnosing and self-medicating their perceived inflictions. Because that sort of folk medicinal remedy make total sense in the 21st century with science based medicine. But than again, facts are completely negotiable because everyone's opinions are…

That's why I go to the doctor.

You've claridied your position so that comparison fell flat. Interestingly, I've read many nuns aren't virgins, that's they entered the convent with some experience, as have many priests.